"I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxers assistant"
Job includes; removing ladies knickers, prepare fanny for waxing and rub oil in after waxing. When i asked at the job centre, they said i had to go to Cornwall. I said, "why is that where the job is?" No they said, "thats where the fucking back of the queue is!!"
My brother hates candles and he thinks they were created as part of a government conspiracy
He's an anti-waxer
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