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Water Balloon Jokes

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Cardi B was seen running in fear from a water balloon fight.

What a wet ass pussy.

Outnumbered 6 to 5, John brought grenades to a water balloon fight.

Isn't that a little... excessive?"

"No, I'm just trying to level the playing field.

Had a water balloon fight with some of the kids in my neighbourhood today. I won!

No one is a match for me and my kettle.

On prom night, my father gave me a pack of condoms and said, use them wisely, and not as water balloons. Because I'd end up where he did.

He was put in lock up for twenty four hours for vandalising the neighbour's property.

The last time I made a chick moist....

was a water balloon fight in 4th grade.

Douce!

The sound of a water balloon hitting a "Trick Or Treater" square in the face.

Now try and have a Happy Halloween.

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