Vibrators Jokes - 20 Hilarious Vibrators Jokes

A local farmer just successfully grew a field of vibrators.

Unfortunately, now he has a problem with squatters.

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I went into a sex shop today and was shocked to find out how much all of my wife’s vibrators cost...

She’s sitting on a small fortune...

15% of women admit to having used vibrators.

The other 85% said they bought them new.

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I've started a non-profit that delivers dildos and vibrators to women in need...

It's called "Toys for Twats".

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A woman walks into a sex shop and asks the man at the counter, "D..d..d..do y..y...you hav..hav...have vi..vi...vibrators?", she says stuttering

"Why yes, maam, we do."

"D..d...d...do you hh...h..ha..have th...the b..b....bbig ones?"

"Yes maam, we do."

"How d...d....d...do you t...t...turn them o..o...off?

Recent studies have shown that 67% of women have used vibrators

The other 33% have brand new ones

For her birthday I bought my wife a variety of vibrators...

A dishwasher, a washing machine and a lawn mower.

What type of batteries do vibrators use?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDs

Survey results show 64 percent of women have used vibrators.

The rest have new ones.

What is the leading manufacturer of vibrators?

Genital Electric

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I'm starting a charity for girls that can't afford to buy vibrators

It's called **Toys for Twats**

Why don’t Hillbilly girls use Vibrators?

It chips their teeth

A woman walks up to the pharmacy counter and asks if they have any vibrators...

The pharmacist nods and steps around the counter. He waggles his forefinger at her and says "come this way..."

She says "If I could come *that* way, I wouldn't need a vibrator!"

Why is the government encouraging more American made vibrators?

They want to increase their gross domestic products.

A newly released scientific study has found that pregnant women who use vibrators, are 90% more likely to have a child...

...that stutters.

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Sex Shop Shenanigans

A guy started working in a sex shop. The boss said that he needed to leave for a while, and that the new guy would need to take care of the store until then. After a while with no customers, a white woman came in:
\- How much is that white vibrator?
\- 35 bucks.
\- And the black one? ...

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Your mom walks into a sex shop and the clerk directs her to where they keep the vibrators. She points to one she likes and tells him: "I'll take that red one." The clerk responds:

"Ma'am, the vibrators are on the wall next to the fire extinguisher."

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Voodoo dick

A man is going on a business trip and he wants to buy his very attractive wife a vibrator to pleasure herself when he's away. He goes to a sex shop and asks the woman behind the counter to give him the best vibrator she has. The woman shows him some of the vibrators on display and says, "these are ...

The Teacher Asked the Class to Name Something that Ends in -Tor and Eats Things.

Gabe raised his hand first. He said, "Predator."

"Clever answer! They sure eat things!" The teacher told him.

Next, Dylan raised his hand. "Oh! I know! Raptor!"

"You are very smart! Raptors eat many different things," the teacher said.

Then, little Timmy answered. "Vibrat...

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Movie director once said that

Bitches be having 5 dildos, 3 vibrators and a butt plug talking about "𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦'𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦"

Yeah, a Toy Story.

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