Abner was seated at his wife's sickbed

Abner was seated at his wife's sickbed, weeping uncontrollably, when his wife, mustering the dregs of her strength, drew herself up to one elbow. 'Abner,' she whispered, 'Abner, I cannot go to my Maker without confessing my misdeed.' 'Not now,' muttered the stricken husband. 'Not now, my dear. Lie b...

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Abner's father wanted to see

Abner's father wanted to see if Abner was a good salesman so he gave Abner a duck with the instruction to, "Take this duck to town, sell it & bring back the money". Abner sets off & on the way to town meets a pretty girl. They talk for a while & she is cajoled into fucking Abner but only...

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Family Tradition

A bunch of rednecks up in Michigan had a strange family tradition.

When their dad reached 21, he walked across the the lake to have his first legal beer. Ever since then, when his kids turned 21, they too would walk across the lake. Billy walked the lake, Susie walked the lake, JoBob walked t...

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