Unusal Jokes

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh right up just below her bikini line. She
also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good. The woman then instruc... read more

I got a new dog recently, a nice little puppy border collie. He’s active and nimble and I take him on walks all the time. I decided to name him “five miles” so I could say I walked five miles today.


Two weeks ago, something unusal for me happened. I ran over five miles.

...where each year they they hold a very unusal contest, that consists of 4 challenges: First, the contestants must down a bottle of vodka, then they must swim across an icy lake, third they must shake hands with a chained up wild bear on the other side, and finally they have to run to the closest v... read more