"That's what she said" is not a funny punchline. It's old, pathetic and doesn't work!
*That's what she said.*
My dad: *makes that's what she said joke* me: stop I'm only 10
My dad: thats what she said
Can we please stop with the "that's what she said" jokes?
It's getting way too big and i can't take it anymore.
"That's what she said" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere
That's what she said.
I was listening to my son do his math homework at the kitchen table
And then all of sudden he said 3+6 the son of a b !tch is 9, and then he said 2+5 the son of a b!tch is 7, so I said, what are you saying, son?! He said, but my teacher she showed us how to do Math and that's what she said...so just to make sure I was like, OK go on. He said 2+2 the son of a b!tch i...
Violets are blue, roses are red
"Why is this backwards?" That's what she said
Needing a little more room to park our bikes I said, "another 10cm would make such a great difference"
and so my wife, bless her, replied with a stellar "that's what she said". True story from yesterday morning, just wanted to share our mirth :)
My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what she said in her diary.
Get your mind out of the gutter
Friend: "Get your mind out of the gutter"
Me: "I can't"
Friend: "Why not?"
Me: "It's too far in"
Me again: "That's what she said"
A couple are sitting on their couch when their son walks in.
He tries to put in his phone in his new phone cover.
Son: It's too big, it doesn't fit.
Father: That's what she said!
Mother: That's what you wish i said!
My wife says I never pay attention to her...
... at least I think that's what she said.
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Being sexist is easy. Learning to be respectful takes a long commitment and solid effort.
That's what she said.
"Door, let me inside."
"That's what I told your mom last night."
"And that's what she said."
Wife's birthday gift
Just got one-upped by my coworker on break, thought I'd share:
Me: Wife's birthday is in a few days.
Him: Oh? What are you getting her?
Me: Off ;)
Me: Seriously though, probably just something small.
Him: That's what she said :D