My dad keeps saying that's what she said.

Dad; (Putting cereal in his bowl)

Me: Can you please put it in my thing also?

Dad: That's what she said.

Me: Please stop daddy!

Dad: That's what she said.

Me: Please, I'm only ten!!!

Dad: That's what she said.

"That's what she said" is not a funny punchline. It's old, pathetic and doesn't work!

*That's what she said.*

My dad: *makes that's what she said joke* me: stop I'm only 10

My dad: thats what she said

Can we please stop with the "that's what she said" jokes?

It's getting way too big and i can't take it anymore.

"That's what she said" is a really versatile joke because you can put it anywhere

That's what she said.

I was listening to my son do his math homework at the kitchen table

And then all of sudden he said 3+6 the son of a b !tch is 9, and then he said 2+5 the son of a b!tch is 7, so I said, what are you saying, son?! He said, but my teacher she showed us how to do Math and that's what she just to make sure I was like, OK go on. He said 2+2 the son of a b!tch i...

Violets are blue, roses are red

"Why is this backwards?"
That's what she said

Needing a little more room to park our bikes I said, "another 10cm would make such a great difference"

and so my wife, bless her, replied with a stellar "that's what she said".
True story from yesterday morning, just wanted to share our mirth :)

My wife thinks I don't give her enough privacy.

At least that's what she said in her diary.

Get your mind out of the gutter

Friend: "Get your mind out of the gutter"

Me: "I can't"

Friend: "Why not?"

Me: "It's too far in"

Me again: "That's what she said"

A couple are sitting on their couch when their son walks in.

He tries to put in his phone in his new phone cover.

Son: It's too big, it doesn't fit.

Father: That's what she said!

Mother: That's what you wish i said!


My wife says I never pay attention to her...

... at least I think that's what she said.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Being sexist is easy. Learning to be respectful takes a long commitment and solid effort.

That's what she said.

"Door, let me inside."

"That's what I told your mom last night."

"...come again?"

"And that's what she said."

Wife's birthday gift

Just got one-upped by my coworker on break, thought I'd share:

Me: Wife's birthday is in a few days.

Him: Oh? What are you getting her?

Me: Off ;)

Me: Seriously though, probably just something small.

Him: That's what she said :D

Me: ಠ\_ಠ

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