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Polish Eye Test

A Polish immigrant goes to Specsavers for an eye test and the Optician shows him the test card:

C Z J X
N Y S A
C Z

and asks him: โ€œCan you read that?โ€

The Pole says: โ€œRead it? I know ...

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A man goes to a Psychologist...

The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?"

The patient replies "Well, I think I might be obsessed with sex."

The doctor opens his desk drawer and pulls out a set of Rorschach test cards. He picks up the top card and shows it to the man, asking "What do you see on this card?"
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