Two thieves break into a bank after a lot of difficulty. Hearing police sirens, they each grab a sack from the vault and run for their lives.
8 months later, after the commotion about the robbery dies down, the thieves meet up casually to talk at a bar about the robbery:
Thief 1: Hey...
*A conversation between two Wannabe Terrorists *
T1: Oi mate, check out this bomb. I got it for a very cheap price!!
T2: It's a fake man.
T1: Fake? C4 yourself man.
*explosion*
Two Tomatoes out jogging when one trips and falls....
T1 : “ Grab my Heinz and I’ll help you up!” T2 : “ Nah, you go on ahead and I’ll Ketchup!”
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