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Sutra Jokes

The Bible tells us to love each other.

The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.

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We have all heard of the Kama Sutra ...

It shows all the ways you can fuck.

But have you heard of the Karma Sutra ...

It shows all the ways you can get fucked over.

India gave us the Kama Sutra and Yoga, which is training to help doing the Kama Sutra.

Thanks Tindia.

My girlfriend bought me the karma sutra

Which put me in a very awkward position

I went to the library looking for a copy of the Kama sutra...

I couldn't find it. So I complained to the librarian.
They Replied "Ah that's cause it's in a different position every week"

Have you heard about the Mother and Son themed Kama Sutra?

It's called "Oediple Arrangements."

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The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber:

You stay in all day and nobody comes!

I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book.

I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo.

My girlfriend has two version of the Kama Sutra, the original and the Director's Cut. One time I asked her what the difference was.

Apparently the author is Jewish

My wife said if I don’t do page 7 of the Kama Sutra she will leave me.

It's put me in a very difficult position.

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So this guy bought a car

And being a practicing Catholic, decided to ask his priest to bless it. So the priest prayed and sprinkled some holy water over it. Then he gave him a rosary and a statue of the Holy Virgin to place in the car.

A Buddhist bought a car and asked a monk to bless it. The monk burned some incens...

How do camels learn to mate ?

They read the Llama Sutra.

Alpaca my bags, I think.....

Bible teaches you to love thy neighbor.

Kama-sutra tells you how.

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I was wondering why the book about sex I bought had positions like the "hammer and sickle" and "government mandated equality"

Then I realized I was reading the Commie Sutra.

Did you hear Bill Cosby’s publishing a memoir?

It’s titled “the Coma Sutra.”

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Do y'know there's Dragon Ball Z smut?

Kamehameha Sutra

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Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man in a monastry in Tibet. He finds him red-robed and shaven-headed sweeping the temple courtyard.

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." he says, drawing the six-fingered sword

The six-fingered man sighs and lowers his arms "I am prepared, my son. I have been freed from Earthly desires and acheived inner peace. I wish for nothing more than to move on to m...

What is a Redditor's favorite book?

The Karma Sutra

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sex positions for grammar nazis

There was once a book written in ancient India about sexual positions using punctuation marks.



It was called the comma sutra.

Dave wants to impress his new date.

She loves dancing, so he blurted out going to this new club, forgetting he can’t dance at all. He goes to the bookstore and finds the first thing he can read. He studies for two days, learning all the movements and positions.

The night goes as planned, and he is pretty confident with how he ...

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The Big Bang Theory

# Some Background Info

The TV show "The Big Bang Theory" was created by Chuck Lorre. At the end of each episode he inserted a one screen humorous comment.

While season 4 was being produced, the lead actress had a horseback riding accident unrelated to the show which caused her a broke...

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Good Girls, Bad Girls and Naughty Girls

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Naughty girls unbutton your pants


Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
Naughty girls wax your nutsack


Good girls blush during sex scenes ...

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