What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

A man starts his new job at an insane asylum

He is given his orientation and at the very end asked if he has any questions.

“Yes, how do we know if a patient is ready to leave the asylum?”

“Well,” the director says. “We just ask them a simple question and based on their response determine if they need to stay longer.” The direct...

What should a doctor wear during a psychiatrist job interview?

A straight jacket to show them you're committed.

How do you restrain a straight person?

Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person?

Make the trans' vest tight.

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Why did the insane asylum stop accepting homosexual patients?

They only had straight jackets.

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