Sticky Note Jokes - 9 Hilarious Sticky Note Jokes

Started a new job as a delivery man today

When I got to my first address there was a little sticky note left on the door saying, "Dear Mr delivery man, we're out, please hide in the garage."

That was eight hours ago and still nobody's found me...

The sticky note kept insisting to go on vacation with me.

I put him on board.

What did the erotic novel author get from his editor?

Sticky notes.

What did he get from his publisher?

A hard copy.

My wife left a note on the fridge.

My wife left a sticky note on the fridge: “This is not working, I’m going to my mom's house.” I opened the fridge door, the light came on, and the juice was cold. What the hell did she mean?

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How could the novelist remember his first experience of an orgasm?

He titled it 'A Sticky Note'.

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A mom is setting up a chore-list for her kids...

She gets halfway through the month and realizes she has just one sticky note left. With plenty of time before she has to pick up the kids from school she decides to head over to office depot.
She arrives and is greeted by the doorman, Tom. Very polite local who she went to school with, tom is a ...

Wake me up at 5 tomorrow.

Wife and Husband has one hell of a raw one night and started giving silent treatment to each other.

Life must go on wife needed some things for home and couldn't go out her self. So she wrote note for husband and attached it fridge. Buy this and that etc, so whenever husband needed something...

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

An old couple noticed that their memory had been deteriorating...

They went to the doctor’s office to check out the issue. The doctor suggested that they write down what they wanted to remember on sticky notes.

Later, when they got home, the wife asked her husband for a bowl of cereal. The husband said, “Right on it, darling!”

The wife asked, “Shoul...

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