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Space Bar Jokes

Space Bar and the Robot

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the...

The space bar is a scam !

The space bar is a scam, I pressed it and order a whiskey but nothing came through.

I keep pressing the space bar on my computer

But for some reason I am still on Earth.

"An early human" and "A nearly human" are spelled the same except for how you use the space bar.

They never thought of that, which makes us superior.

A space bar walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says "You gotta help me, Doc!"

The doctor replies, "What seems to be the problem?"

"I constantly feel depressed."

An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet.

An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet. The alien's are so excited that they change all their signs to English, and even rename some of their places and landmarks after Human places and landmarks and things.
The astronaut decides the first place he wants to go is a pub. He sees ...

Three women walk into a space bar

That one is my mom say hi to my mom hi mom

Why did the thief steal the space bars?

Because he needed more room.

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Why is the key next to the space bar on Trump's keyboard always in pristine condition?

Because no matter the circumstances, he'll never put pressure on the alt-right

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day...

I went to an I.T.-themed restaurant the other day. It had motherboards on the walls, the placemats looked like keyboards, the cutlery had USB sticks for handles, you get the idea. But the waitstaff seemed sad. Really, really sad. The host was sighing as we walked to my table – he was a web developer...

An astronaut flies in his space shuttle

And after flying for a while he stops at the nearest gas station in space to fill up. Once he’s done he asks the cashier where the nearest bar is. The cashier respond with “if you just go over to the next moon, you’ll find it. It’s called The Keyboard.” The astronaut thanks the cashier and leaves. O...

What do you call an astronauts favourite part in the computer

>!SPACE BAR !<

Did you hear

Did you hear about the space bar that had no chill?

It had zero atmosphere.

Why did the astronaut take his computer's keyboard apart?

He was looking for the Space Bar.

What is Neil Armstrong's favorite key on the keyboard?

The SPACE BAR of course!!!!


My ten year old came up with that doozy :)

Where do people go to get drinks in cyber space?

A space bar

Why do astronauts always sit one chair apart from eachother when drinking alcohol?

Because they're at a space bar.

When God made the German language

He forgot to press the Space Bar

Did you hear about the astronaut that got fired?

He took to drinking and spent all his time on the computer.

The only solice he could find was at the space bar.

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What's the name of NASA's launch button?

The "Space Bar"

Why would keyboards fail in battle rap?

They only have "space bars."

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A retired astronaut and dabbling writer gets a call from NASA

NASA asks the astronaut to help with the international space station, as he is the only one who knows how to fix the system that needs repairs. The man, a fan of old fashioned writing, requires NASA to let him bring his typewriter on the mission as his one condition to come out of retirement.
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You've Been Programming Too Long When...

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omit...

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