Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?
Because they all wore mittens.
What do you call a chicken's sidewalk drawing?
A chalk-a-doodle-do!
(Credit: My 6 year old daughter who makes up jokes while we're driving. Proud parent moment, she is getting to be one of the best pun-slingers I know)
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