Kim Jong Un was sitting in his office wondering whom to irritate next when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Kim!", a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Paddy," Kim replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said ...
A photographer was on vacation
A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read '€10,000 per call'. The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it w...