Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
What's the Difference Between Redditors and Normal People?
Normal people have friends that tell them jokes.
Normal people have ancestors
But people from Alabama have incestors
Normal People: Amiibo
Communists: Awiibo
Normal people use their children’s names to set their email passwords.
Elon Musk uses his email password to name his baby.
As an artist, I feel there's no difference performing between normal people and ghost
Cause in the end they just boo at me.
What happens when two normal people get together?
Pair-a-normal activity
I hate when people say “It’s a quarter till 9”
Just say 8:75pm like us normal people…
This American woman ran up to me and said, "Help, someone robbed me as I was leaving the elevator." I said, "That's not right!"
She said, "I know, right? What shall I do?"
I said, "Start calling it a lift like normal people do."
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I woke up this morning to my neighbors banging on my front door.
I was like "Why can't you two fuck in your house like normal people???"
A guy walks into a bar, and is greeted by a robot.
The robot says, “What’s your drink”? The man replies, “Whisky”. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ”? The man says 150. The robot then pours his whisky and proceeds to talk to the man about the space time continuum, time travel, and the multiverse. The man finishes his drink, and leaves the bar. ...
Are we even watching the same movie?!
One thing I’ll never do again is watch a movie with a genius. You, me, us normal people, have a thing called suspension of disbelief. When we watch a Harry Potter movie we don't get lost when they shoot lighting out of their little wand. We're in, we get it. Magic. Got it! Light up the screen! I'm i...
My hipster friend just told me, “I’m going to start using my dictaphone.”
I said, “Why don’t you use your fingers like normal people?”
Someone asked me if I like eating vegan
I said I only eat normal people.
I walked up to a woman feeding ducks in the park and said, "Excuse me, but isn't that a bit weird?"
"No, why would it be?" she replied.
"Because normal people use bread, not breast milk."
Contender for the worst pun ever (OC)
Meet Desmond. Desmond and his Father are pretty normal people, but they both have Podophobia, the irrational fear of feet.
One day, they both travel to do a tour of Southeast Asia and visit a family friend. As they’re walking about a city, Desmond see‘s a homeless person begging in shabby cl...
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