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Singing Telegram Jokes

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Singing Telegram!

An elderly woman answers a knock at the door to find a messenger there.

"I have a telegram for you ma'am."

To which she replies, "Ooooh, is it a singing telegram?"

"No ma'am, just a regular telegram."

"Oh that simply won't do!" She exclaims, "I want a singing telegram!"...

The Telegram

"Telegram"

Oh boy, I've always wanted a singing telegram!

"Oh, it's not a singing telegram, just a regular telegram"

Oh come on, you can sing it, can't ya?

"I really shouldn't"

How about for $5?

"Ugh... I don't think so"

$10?

"Sir..."

$2...

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