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Shur Jokes

Can a ninja throw a star?

SHUR-HE-CAN

Can you kill someone with a throwing star?

Shuriken.

A joke for the Irish.

A man gets a job in a pub in a tiny village in the nack of nowhere in Ireland. On his first night there an old farmer comes in and asks for 3 pints of Guinness. The barman pulls the pints and watches him drink them slowly, one after the other. When he finishes he asks for another 3 pints. This goes ...

There is a man with a friend who is a ninja....

The man asks, "Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"


The ninja replies "Shur-i-ken!"

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