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Selma Jokes

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Patty and Selma are sisters in their 40s that live together.

They are both virgins.



One night, Selma turns to Patty and says

"I can't stand it anymore. I'm going down to the local pub, and anyone that wants me, can have me."



Later that night, Selma stumbles back into the house. As soon as she closes the door, she drops her...

What Did He Say?

Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. Selma was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.

The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"

Selma, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"

Morty yel...

Who is Goofy's favorite actress?

Selma HYUCK

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