Seed Money Jokes - 3 Hilarious Seed Money Jokes

I want to start a bird feeding company.

I want to start a bird feeding company.

All I need is some seed money.

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I'm going to open a business with the money I got from my donation to the sperm bank

Now that I've got a little seed money.

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How I became a successful businessman

When I was just about 21 with my shoes worn through and nothing to wear but the one set of clothes I stood up in, I spent my last nickel on an apple from the barrow in the poor end of town, and I walked up to the rich end of town, polishing the apple as I went, until I found someone to buy it from m...

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