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Sea Shore Jokes

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

But why would you buy seashells if you're already by the sea?

Sally was trying to sell sea shells by the sea shore, but the cops put her in jail.

She was charged with possession of conchtraband.

She used to sell sea shells by the sea shore, until they turned the shore into a shopping mall. Now...

She sells shoe soles by the shoe store.

I was walking on the beach

And this woman came up to me asking if I wanted to buy an island.

She was selling Seychelles by the sea shore.

It’s really hard for me to tell people what my wife does for a living.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

Alliteration

A husband and wife were resting on a beach when they noticed a girl with a travel bag. She would approach people with boom boxes and other electronic devices and speak to them. Occasionally she would hand them something and walk off.


"She's probably selling drugs," said the woman.

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My friend has a lucrative business supplying batteries for sex toys at the coast.

She sells C cells by the sea shore.

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