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School Supplies Jokes

Who's the king of all school supplies?

The ruler.

Can someone help me with a decision?

Are we buying school supplies come August or more alcohol and weed?

Sarah is a girl who was born with no body. No arms, no legs, not even a torso. Nothing below her neck.

In a major medical accomplishment, doctors develop a set of very small devices to function as her internal organs and install them in her neck. These keep her fully functional with exception of being able to walk or manipulate objects as if she had arms or legs.

Once she is released from the ...

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