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School Cafeteria Jokes

In a Catholic school cafeteria...

a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching."

Further down the line is a pile of cookies.

A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Why did the meatball chef get fired from the middle school cafeteria?

They caught him stroganoff.

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Anal sex is a lot like broccoli.

If you don't like it at home, you're really gonna hate it in the school cafeteria.

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Peter wakes up one morning

"I don't wanna go to the school!"

"Give me one good reason why you should stay home!"

"I can give you three: I don't like the school cafeteria's food, I don't like the teachers and I don't like the students"

"Well, Peter, I've already packed your lunch. You're 54 years old and t...

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette..

are having their usual lunch of PB&J sandwiches in their high school cafeteria one day, when the blonde speaks up "I can't stand it, every day for the last year our mothers only make PB&J and I'm sick of it!"
The other two girls agree they are tired of the same lunch, so the blonde comes ...

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