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Schlitz Jokes

There once was a girl named Ann Heuser

Who claimed no man could surprise her.

Till Pabst took a chance,

Found a Schlitz in her pants,

And now she is sadder Budweiser.

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A man walks into A bar

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz.

The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it?

The man says, "I hate that shit". Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks.

The bartender says, "You...

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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