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Natasha Romanoff is unbelievably beautiful.

One might say sheโ€™s drop dead gorgeous.

Did you know that Scarlett Johansson kept getting lost on the set of Black Widow?

She kept Romanoff.

Why did Czar Nicholas lose his children?

They were always Romanoff.\*

* Roamin' off.

Why do the avengers make Black Widow share her location on her phone?

To stop her from Romanoff

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How did Captain America lose track of Black Widow at the amusement park?

She was secretly Romanoff.

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