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Rocket Science Jokes

99% of humanity Works on the principle of rocket science.

It does not mean , we always aim for the sky;

it means that we do not start work unless our tail is on fire.

A kid in my school did a project on the history of rocket science.

It was a blast to the past

It's isn't rocket science

A patient on the dentist's chair was scared and quite apprehensive about the procedure he was going to undergo.

He asks a lot of questions and details from the dentist.

The dentist says, reassuringly:

"Relax, it's not brain surgery....Unless I slip."

Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school?

I'm having trouble getting it off the ground.

I was planning to take Astrophysics as my last college course but it turns out to be full. So I have to take some other course to graduate.

It’s…not Rocket Science.

How is it possible for people to believe the moon landing never happened?

Come on! It's not rocket science!

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I was flying by myself on an airplane

I take my seat and a stranger sits next to me and he says,

"Hi, my name is Phil. I really dislike flying, so if it's okay I'd like to hold a conversation with you on this flight to take my mind off of flying"

"Sure, what would you like to talk about?" I said

Phil replied "oh I ...

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The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is

"its not rocket science...". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? "Come on Doug, its not.....sex."

Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies?

Well, it's snot rocket science.

Space Force One

On a recent trip to NASA headquarters where President Trump announced his plans for a space force, conversation turned to getting Americans back on the Moon as well as missions to Mars.

Some NASA advisers explained some of the difficulties they were facing with long distance manned space mis...

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