Rite Aid Jokes - 2 Hilarious Rite Aid Jokes

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I went to Rite Aid today for my Covid booster.

After remembering how bad the 2nd shot made my arm hurt I asked if he could put it in my butt. He says "Yeah, but first I'm gonna give you the booster shot."

This joke was inspired by a IRL event

I went to the kitchen, and I looked up through the skylight windows. I then noticed a plastic Rite Aid bag that was stuck in a tree.

My dad saw me looking up, and he asked me, "What are you looking at?"

I said to him, "There is a Rite Aid bag in the tree."

He asked me, "Do you ...

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