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Racecar Driver Jokes

Why do broccoli make the best racecar drivers?

Because they floret.

Why don't racecar drivers eat before a race?

So they don't get Indy-gestion.

Whats a racecar drivers favorite steak?

SKIRRRRRRRRRT

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Why do strippers make good racecar drivers?

Because they have good lap times

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What do you call a bisexual racecar driver?

The fast and the curious

Why are racecar drivers the best people to go to for dating advice?

They're trained to look for red flags.

What do female racecar drivers wear?

a skkkkiiiirrrrrrrrrrttt.

If a piano player is called a pianist

Wouldn't a racecar driver be called a racist?

Depressed race car mechanic.

Scene: a psychiatrists practice:


'Doc, I'm a mechanic I work for a racecar driver. It's utterly depressing ... I get to fix his car up, maintain it, tune it to perfection. But never -not once- have I been allowed to take it for a spin. It's crushing a depressing to think that such a wonde...

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