Ps5 Jokes - 25 Hilarious Ps5 Jokes

Yay got a PS5 for my kid.

She cried a bit when I left but I'm sure her new parents will love her.

Why was the priest upset with his new PS5

It didn’t support cross play

I got a PS5 for my brother.

Best trade ever.

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PS5 screenshot spoiler warning is cool

If someone sends you an unsolicited dick pic and if you have not seen that dick before, it will warn you before you open the picture.

Will Santa bring me a PS5 for Christmas?

I really could use another to scalp online for profit.

The original name for PS5 was pspspspsps...

... but it kept attracting cats.

Me - "Shall I buy the PS5 or the Xbox Series X?"

Wife - "I'd rather you buy an Eggs Box £3.60"

Lol my wife actually said this and I thought it was so dumb, it made me chuckle and that I thought I'd share it here.

I am gonna tell you a joke about the new PS5

But you're probably too broke to get it

PS5 sold out in every store in a matter of hours.

Looks like toilet paper has some serious competition.

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An atheist dies, goes to hell, and finds himself in a lush park with butterflies.

His physical body has transformed back into its prime and he's then greeted by Satan who says "Why hello there! Welcome to hell. Let me show you around, you're gonna love it here."

Satan points to a nice house and says "what do you think of this house?" The atheist replies "It's beautiful, I ...

I saw two ladies fighting over the PS5. One knocked the other out.

She must have been an ex-boxxer.

My girlfriend left a note on my new PS5 today. My heart stopped beating because it said "This isn't working"...

Imagine my relief when I turned it on and it worked just fine.

My son was crying cause his mother didn't let him buy a ps5

I spent the whole night consoling him

My friend doesn't know if he wants the new Xbox X or PS5

A couple of us have tried giving him advice but he's still very troubled about the decision. Nobody can console him.

The new X Box Series or PS5 should have a CD stacker installed.

It would be a real game changer

I was so sad I could not get to the store in time to get myself either an Xbox or a PS5.

Nobody could console me.

Playstation has no limits...

But I was thinking... maybe they should?

Like, at least they could limit ps5 purchases to just 1 per person‽

I'd be OK with that...

What do you call a call a bratty child that's mad that they didn't get a PS5 for Christmas?

inconsolable

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A pro athlete visits the children's hospital in his town.

A pro athlete visits the children's hospital in his town. He strikes up a friendship with little Timmy, who has a very rare disease. He promises to visit Timmy every week, and he keeps his promise.

He brings Timmy ice cream and pizza. He buys Timmy every star wars toy he can find. They ...

Little johnny

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked...

One day while returning from school a 8 year old child ...

One day while returning from school a 8 year old child met a Saint and had a conversation with him.

The Saint became so happy with the child that he gave him a magic sentence which will fulfill all his wishes.

"I know everything"

However, he warned him to not use the Sentence m...

My wife asked me what I wanted for my 50th birthday.

"Honey, what I want money cannot buy"

With a wink in her eye, she asked, "oh, what is it then?"

A PS5

Please stop making jokes about COVID! I lost both my parents in law due do this pandemic.

My wife divorced me after i spend our holiday budget on a PS5 and a collection of NERF guns

Camping Trip

I was so excited, my teen son said he wanted us to go camping so we could spend time together.

I just didn't realize we would be camping at Best Buy so we can buy a PS5 tomorrow morning.

What is a Cat's favorite Video Game Console?

ps5ps5ps5

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