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A scientist preforms an experiment on a frog...

First, he puts the frog in a box. Once the frog is in the box, the Scientist claps . The frog, startled, jumps out of the box. The scientist then catches the frog and puts it back in the box.

Next, he removes one leg from the frog, and claps again. The frog, startled, jumps out of the box. Th...

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Guy is the sole survivor of a shipwreck, and washes up on a desert island.

The only thing to eat are coconuts, from a single coconut tree on the other side of the island. However, there's a dog guarding the tree, and every time the guy climbs the tree to get a one, the dog bites him on the ass.

For ten months, the guy has to deal with the dog, whenever he wants to ...

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A woman takes an elevator...

up to a bar.
At the bar she sees a man drinking a beer alone.
The woman walks over to the man and asks him what he’s drinking,
And he responds saying I’m drinking a magic beer.
The woman, a little confused thinks the man is crazy and walks away to talk to other patrons.
After a whil...

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