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Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions

Never challenge death to a pillow fight

unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions

I was caught cheating in our pillow fight

They sent me to execushion

Pillow fight

The other day I had a pillow fight with Death. I thought I could win but he beat me embarrasingly easily.

I guess I wasn't ready for the reaper cushions.

My wife and I had a pillow fight.

The stupid police arrested me saying the term is called ‘smothering’.

When you have a pillow fight with a memory foam pillow,

that's a pillow fight you'll never forget.

Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won!

The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..

I tried to cheer myself up by having a pillow fight.

Now I feel more down than I did before.

If two Homeless people are hitting each other with a cardboard boxes...

Is it a pillow fight?

How did the man who invented the bed of stone die?

In a pillow fight

You wanna throw down?

That’s literally what you do in a pillow fight

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