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Pigs Fly Jokes

When pigs fly, where do they take off and land?

The airpork.

A lot of people talk about when pigs fly

but swine flu.

They always say "when pigs fly"...

but cops have had helicopters for years!

This person told me "When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"

Alas, swine flu.

Why does everyone use the expression “When Pigs Fly?”

I don’t get it... Hercules rode on his Pigasus YEARS ago!

This girl told me she'd date me when pigs fly.

Right now this challenge is on hold the local farmer isn't letting me buy a fourth pig after the other three accidents.

Did you hear the one about pigs flying?

Yeah, I didn't either... it must be written in invisible oink!

When pigs fly, the price of bacon will rise.

And so will the pigs.

John thought he could never catch an illness. When his co-worker asked him if he ever gets sick, he would always say “The day I become ill will be the day pigs fly.”

A few months later, it finally happened.

The swine flu.

There's a floating piece of ham!

I'll believe it when pigs fly.

When will people stop eating ground pork?

When pigs fly.

A patient tells his doctor he thinks he contracted Swine Flu and Avian Flu at the same time.

The doctor tells him "I'll believe that when pigs fly."

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