Penn State Jokes - 10 Hilarious Penn State Jokes

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At Penn State University were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all da...

I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down.

They should have just turned it so it looked the other way.

My dad played basketball for Penn State!

My bad, I meant state pen.

Jerry Sandusky Penn State molestation charges affirmed in Court today.

Will there be a book?
"From Penn State to State Pen: The Jerry Sandusky Story."

I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples’ education that would pay for.

At least 4 or 5.

Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time..

Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park

Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno.

However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet.

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What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common?

They're both afraid of showers

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Three men at a Urinal

Three men are standing at a urinal taking a piss. One from Penn State, one from Michigan State, and one from OSU. The first two finish and walk over to wash their hands.

The man from Penn State soaps up and washes all the way up to his elbows. He looks over at the other man and says " They t...

I bet the way a young lady earns a "Girls Gone Wild" shirt is very similar to

the way a young man earns a Penn State sweatshirt.

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