You know why Mayweather won't beat Pacquiao?

Pacquiao isn't his wife.

Why does Manny Pacquiao hate spring?

Because it has May weather in it.

I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights...

The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.

Hey girl, are you a cage match with heavyweight champion Manny Pacquiao?

Cause I'd last 10 seconds inside you but I'd still brag about it for the rest of my life.

Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao

He gets extra practice with his wife.

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