When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
A turtle is standing on tree branch and looks around
Then she jumps. But no matter how much she waves her limbs she of course falls down. Undeterred she climbs up again, climbs on tree branch and jumps again. And of course crashes to the ground again. Yet again she climbs up, ready to jump again. Two pigeons are looking at her and one turns to other "...
If money dosnt grow on trees
why do banks have branches?
I don't understand why people think money grows on trees when clearly, it actually grows on shrubbery.
That's where hedge funds come from!
halloween, the one day a year money really does grow on trees
while in the age of covid-19 at least
Events like 9/11 don't grow on trees
They grow on Bushes
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States...
Wandering aimlessly and starving, They are about to lie down and accept their death when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune,...
Son of a…
A birch tree and a beech tree stood next to each other in the woods. They were tall old trees, and usually got on quite well.
One day they noticed a little sapling between them, far below. The birch noticed first and said “Hey beech! Check out that little son of a birch down there!” ...
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