UPJOKE
alehrussian languagerussiaukrainebelaruscassinisergeiandreivladimiralexeimikhailnikolaimishaandreyalexandre

Oleg Jokes

Russian acrobats shouldn't have tried to complain when the guy at the base of the human pyramid, quit for no reason.

They didn't have Oleg to stand on.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Genie grants a wish...

One day a Russian guy, Oleg, finds a lamp. As soon as he rubs it a genie pops up and says:
- You saved me, so wish whatever you want, and it will be granted.
- Whenever I pee, turn it to vodka.
And, it happens.
He goes home and asks his wife to bring two glasses, tells what had happened ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man backpacking in Europe...

Comes across a small village with no modern technology. It's starting to get dark so he asks a villager if he can stay the night. The villager agrees.

As the night goes on, the man gets bored and asks the villager if there is any way he can have a good time. *Wink wink*

The villager sa...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.