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Noisiest Jokes

Why is "o" the noisiest vowel?

All the others are in audible.

Which food is the noisiest?

Ice cream

Why is O the noisiest of the vowels?

Because all the rest are inaudible.

What is the noisiest sport?

Racquetball

What's the noisiest plant?

Bam!
Boo!

So, John received a parrot, as a gift.

Now this parrot was the rudest, noisiest, most foul mouthed parrot you can imagine. Every other word out of this parrot's beak was profanity, and strings of filthy insults - absolutely appalling behaviour!

Well, over the course of the next week, John tried speaking to it softy and calmly, pl...

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