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Cogito Jokes

Cogito ergo sum.

Incognito ergo cum.

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Three patients at a mental hospital met with a therapist for group. The first patient told her "Doc. I'm a bird." So she asked him to fly. He stood on the chair and flapped his arms, but nothing happened. "Need any help?", she asked. The patient said "No. I'm just not feeling it today". So the next...

A horse walks into a bar, at which point the bartender asks if he’s an alcoholic given all the bars he frequents.

“I don’t think I am.” the horse replies.

*poof*

The horse disappears.

This is the moment where those who are into philosophy start to grin as they’re familiar with the philosophical proposition of “Cogito Ergo Sum”, or “I think, therefore I am”.

But to explain that joke b...

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