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Neeson Jokes

Liam Neeson struggles with being unappreciated after saving his family.

Taken 4: Granted

Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film

Taken: Out Of Context.

If Liam Neeson played Aquaman

"I've got a particular set of gills"

Liam Neeson will star in a new thriller where he rescues the wrong woman

the film will be titled "Mistaken"

Liam Neeson never snowboards.

He has a very specific set of skis.

Didn't see Liam Neeson at the Oscars last night.

Must be on a blacklist

Liam Neeson doesn't want to do action movies anymore.

Taken: A Break

Liam Neeson's first choice of username was taken

His second choice was taken too

Why is it hard for Liam Neeson to enjoy Valentine’s Day?

Because all the girls are taken

I watched a Liam Neeson action movie that had the unrealistic parts deleted.

It was Taken seriously.

All the uproar about Liam Neeson’s racist comments is a bit much

Can’t we let Qui-Gons be Qui-Gons...?

Liam Neeson is retiring and going into the burger business. He first chooses his cuts of meat, then he says...

I will grind you and I will grill you.

They should make another Taken movie about Liam Neeson being underappreciated for keeping his family safe

It should be called Taken 4: Granted

I thought I saw Liam Neeson on the street but it turned out it was just some girl....

It was a case of Miss Taken identity.

Anytime I ask a girl with a boyfriend to watch my favorite movie with her, she always ends up being a Liam Neeson fan

“No, Taken”

Why hasn't Liam Neeson been nominated for another Oscar in the last 10 years?

All his roles have been Taken

What did Liam Neeson say to the person who stole his copy of Microsoft Office?

I will find you. You have my Word.

Bruce Willis and Liam Neeson have signed up to do a movie together

It's called 'Taken Hard'

Liam Neeson is making a cameo in the up coming "Cars 3"

...as himself, Liam Nissan.

A new Taken movie is being made.

In it, Liam Neeson feels like nobody appreciates the effort he went through to get his family back. So he pays people to kidnap him to make his family see the lengths he went through to save them.

It’s going to be called Taken 4 Granted.

A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.

Tom Cruise says “I’ll play the part of Mozart”
Liam Neeson says “I’ll make a great Beethoven”
Arnold Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be Bach”

Jussie Smollett paid two black actors to beat him up,

when Liam Neeson would have done it for nothing.

A New Movie - Stephen Spielberg

Stephen Speilberg has just recently decided to create a new action movie about the greatest composers on Earth. His creates his cast and asks them 'Who do you want to be' ...

Bruce Willis says to him 'I ll play Beethoven, i've always fancied myself as a bit of a genius'

Liam Neeson the...

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