You know Murphy's Law. It's "If something can go wrong, it will", but do you know Cole's law? It's...
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
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Murphy's Law states that anything that can happen, will happen. But are you familiar with Cole's Law?
It's finely-shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.
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Murphy's Laws of Computing.
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point when you really understand your computer, it's probably obselete.
3. The first place to look for information, is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it....
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-Have you heard of Murphy's Law
\-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
\-What's about Cole's law?
\-No
\-It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
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The more I think about it the more Murphy's law makes sense.
The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is indeed not to ask a question but to post the wrong answer.
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Murphy's Law? No. Mother in law's Choice
Sam, a young man, excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He tells her, 'Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you must try and guess which one I'm going to marry.'
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the ...
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A man moves from China to the US looking for work
After he and his wife settle in, they find themselves prospering in their new country. Years later, they have a son, who grows up to be a powerful and respected businessman. One day, he comes home with a woman wrapped around his arm
"Mom, Dad" he says,"This is Tiffany Wong." His parents are...
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You're surely familiar with Murphy's Law, but do you know what Cole's Law is?
It's a cabbage salad, often served as a side dish at a BBQ.
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Have you heard the joke about Murphy's Law?
It goes like... no wait... ah, damn it.
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A professor was in class teaching his students about laws, and begun a conversation about Murphy's Law.
Professor: " Have you ever heard about Murphy's law?"
Student: "No, what's that?"
Professor: "Well basically, it's the principle that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Students were impressed, so one student in particular decided to respond.
Student: "Oh yeah? We...
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