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Monopoly Money Jokes

What's the difference between Monopoly money and the Venezuelan dollar?

People can find enjoyment with Monopoly money

I wondered why I was banned from dating sites for paying with Monopoly money.

But apparently that's not legal Tinder.

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Sam got thrown out a Strip club for using monopoly money.

Sam's logic - Why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.

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A Redneck walks into a stripclub with Monopoly money.

When asked to leave he said "They got fake boobs, so I'ma use fake cash!"

I've always suspected my wife was cheating. Yesterday I found the evidence I was looking for...

She kept the monopoly money hidden in the cushion of the couch.

My wife caught me cheating With her cousin. She totally overreacted and left the house.

She saw the extra Monopoly money I was passing her under the table.

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us...

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us looking for a new toy to buy. He finally finds a toy car he really likes and decides to buy it. He goes up to the cashier to pay for the toy car and offers fake Monopoly money. The cashier says to Little Johnny, "are you dumb? this is not real money." Little Johnny resp...

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