What's the difference between Monopoly money and the Venezuelan dollar?

People can find enjoyment with Monopoly money

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Sam got thrown out a Strip club for using monopoly money.

Sam's logic - Why I should pay real money to see fake boobs.

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A Redneck walks into a stripclub with Monopoly money.

When asked to leave he said "They got fake boobs, so I'ma use fake cash!"

I caught my wife cheating. This isn’t the first time. I have asked her to leave the family home. I have filled for divorce and will ask for full custody of the kids and the dog. I thought 2020 couldn’t get much worse.

Hopefully this is the last time she steals monopoly money, when playing as the banker.

I've always suspected my wife was cheating. Yesterday I found the evidence I was looking for...

She kept the monopoly money hidden in the cushion of the couch.

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us...

Little Johnny is at Toys R Us looking for a new toy to buy. He finally finds a toy car he really likes and decides to buy it. He goes up to the cashier to pay for the toy car and offers fake Monopoly money. The cashier says to Little Johnny, "are you dumb? this is not real money." Little Johnny resp...

A man gets a text from his wife

It says: 'Ok so I cheated, but I don't know why it's such a big deal to you. I just wanted lots of money and houses, unlike you have. It (maybe) won't happen again, your wife. ;)'. Completely outraged at his wife, without hesitation, the man gets his gun, drives to her work and shoots her. Then he g...

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