UPJOKE

Wanna play Trump’s new Monopoly game?

Every place you land says *Go Directly to Jail*.
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I was investing in Monopoly games

Until I realized that there is no real money in them
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Did you hear that they removed some Monopoly game pieces?

I guess they were thimbles of an older time.
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I caught my wife cheating with the neighbor last night

They are both banned from being the banker during monopoly game night now.



That will teach them to sleep together.
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