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I’ve created the thickest moisturiser in the world….

To be honest, it still hasn’t sunk in yet.

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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I went for a job at a moisturiser factory.

I didn't get a job but they said I might have better luck if I apply daily.

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A 9yr old girl disappeared today after using moisturiser...

Well.. the bottle did say *"look 10yrs younger!"*

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Moisturiser is good for your skin

Let that sink in.

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If you want a job in the moisturiser industry

The best advice I can give you is to apply daily.

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Did you hear about the poet who liked to dip his work in moisturiser?

It was poetry in lotion

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What do you do if your eyes are dry?

Moisturise

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Br eak ing Ne ws.

A 9 year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser that makes you look 10 years younger.

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