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Tums Jokes

I usually feed Tums to ants

Because it's like antacid to them.

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My dear Watson, I appear to have mixed up my Tums with my Imodium.

Watson: No Sherlock.

If an ant ate Tums, would it die or trip balls?

Ya know, cuz Tums are antacids.

If you ever want to cause an ant to have a psychedelic trip, feed it Tums

Because it’s antacid.

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

What does a ghost take when they have acid reflux?

Phan-Tums
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