Why do French military vehicles have rearview mirrors?
So they can see the front lines
What type of military vehicle to fish go to war in?
A fish tank
A drunk coming from a night club at dawn wandered off the path and trespassed into a military camp ... [long]
A drunk coming from a night club at dawn wandered off the path and trespassed into a military camp.
He was urinating on one of the camp’s flowerbeds when he was arrested and given a punishment to move a pile of some 1000 bricks from a shed to a nearby site on the camp where some construction ...
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were to be executed during a dictatorship.
Method of execution: Firing squad
The brunette was up, the gunmen readied their weapons, the captain started the countdown ... 3...2...1
The brunette exclaimed : "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
The gunmen were terrified! Fearing their impending doom at the face of such a natural phenomenon, the...
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A childhood story my teacher shared
My intercultural communication teacher told us this today. Thought I'd share.
When he was about 16, he and his friends got the bright idea of egging some military vehicle. Once the eggs flew and hit their mark, a few marines in training around their early 20s rushed from the vehicle and appre...