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Mh370 Jokes

I wrote a joke about flight MH370

But I don’t know where it went.

I got a tattoo in memory of MH370...

You'll never find it.

Finally some good news for the passengers of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370.

Their luggage has landed safely in Manchester.

Let's spare a thought for the Malaysian business man on flight MH370.....

who told his wife that he was going to China for a meeting and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment.

An American, Russian and Malaysian are having a conversation

The American says: "We have the best stealth planes ever. We can fly our B-2 stealth bomber over Beijing and the Chinese will never see."

The Russian, not willing to be out done, says "We also have good stealth planes, so stealthy like Khrushchev and very accurate. 100% not bootleg."

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