Ah sed to me Yorkshire mate, "Dosta know who built t'Ark?"
'E sed, "Aye, Noah"
Ah sed, "Mek up thy mind!"
A Jamaican fireman...
...came home from work one day and said to his wife: "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station. Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole. Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you...
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"
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A English, Irish and Scottish man all sat at the top of a constructions site.
They are all getting ready for dinner, first the English man opens his packed lunch looks at his sandwich and says "i swear to god if my wife makes ham and pickle sarnys again tomorrow im going to jump off here" the Irish man does the same looks into his packed lunch and inspects his sandwitch "tis ...