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Mario Bros Jokes

Did you know that the Mario Bros have a sister?

It's Amy Mario!

Gonna go to a morning showing of The Super Mario Bros. Movie when it comes out.

Call that a Charles Matinee.

I wanted to revisit my childhood, so I got out Super Mario Bros. and started playing

But soon I realized, no matter how much you try, you can't go back.

What kind of jeans do the Mario Bros wear?

Denim, denim, denim. Denim, denim, denim.

Yesterday, I tried to relive the 80s and play some Super Mario Bros. When they say you can never go back, turns out it's true.

Mario just stops at the edge of the screen.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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