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Male Genitalia Jokes

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Why are male genitalia called cocks?

because they are always up in the morning

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"If the male genitalia is called a cock, why isn't female genitalia called a hen?"

"Angela, next time you're in a job interview, try to ask questions that are related to the position you're interviewing for."

When it comes to distinguishing male genitalia from female genitalia...

There's a Vas Deferens.

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I was going to make a joke about male genitalia

But I didn’t have to balls to

There once was a cult obsessed with male genitalia

There once was a cult that was obsessed with male genitalia.
This cult would accept anybody with a phallus, or even something resembling it in the appropriate place.
You could say that they never turned away any potential members.

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Catholic School Girls

A bus full of Catholic School Girls go off the side of a cliff and everyone dies. As they all line up before the Pearly Gates St. Peter approaches them and says, "Girls, you all may enter Heaven. First, however, if you have ever touched male genitalia you must dip whatever part of your body touched ...

A man takes a job at a you factory

He is hired on to work the production line for Tickle me Elmo. He settles into his position, is given a quick set of instructions by his new supervisor and set to work. After finishing the instructions, the supervisor says: "It's super easy. Let me know if you have any questions. I'm check back in ...

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A Postman is waiting in line for the ATM

A postman is waiting in line to use the ATM, a tall man was standing in front of him.

The Postman takes off his glove, presses his index finger in the mans ear and loudly says "BOOP"

The man turns around, stares down the postman, and turns back around.

The postman did it again, ...

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