The President of Soviet Russia visited the U.S. After a long day of negotiations at the White House, the U.S. President asks his soviet colleague, what he would like for dinner. The Soviet President replied, that he would love to try the brains of an American.
A couple month later, the U....
This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...
The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.
Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.
And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant
They are seated at a table. After a few minutes to look at the menu, they decide to start with some appetizers. The waiter asks the pigs what they will have.
"I'll start with some chips and salsa," the first pig replies. "I will begin with some mozzarella sticks," the second pig says. "Wat...
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A woman and her family are sitting in a nice, upscale restaurant...
A woman and her family are sitting in a nice, upscale restaurant.
Everyone's looking at their menus, when the waiter comes by to get their drink orders. Each orders their drinks, and as the waiter is walking away, the woman notices a spoon in his chest pocket.
*Hm... That's strange* ...
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