Made In China Jokes - 56 Hilarious Made In China Jokes

The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous for 160 days, proving the country does not belong to China.

Because nothing made in China has ever lasted more than a week.

What's the longest-lasting thing made in China?

COVID-19

Every thing is made in China apart from babies.

They are made in Vachina.

Vacations are made in China.

Vacations are made in China. They never last long enough.

The Chinese decided to prove it wrong.

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I can tell my new sex toy was made in China.

She speaks Chinese.

Too soon for COVID jokes?

COVID is like fashion…

We started hearing about it in Italy…

Became popular in LA and NYC…

Florida ignored it…

And it was all made in China in the end.

How do we know that the COVID virus wasn't made in China?

Because it has been 3 years and it's still working

Coronavirus - Made in China

And so is the the hand sanitizer you will use.

Everything is made in China nowadays

Including viruses

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The protests in Hong Kong have been continuous for 120 days, proving the country does not belong to China

Because nothing made in China has ever lasted more than a week.

Why don't you ever see Golf clubs that are "Made in China?"

Because you can't trust Asian Drivers.

The only things not Made in China today are...

Assembled in China

Made in China

Two old guys sitting in a park, says the one:
"Look, i got a new hearing aid, very cheap becaus it's made in China"

The other says:
"Amazing, how much did you pay?"

"Yesterday...",

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X-Ray glasses made in China

A dude walks into a Chinese store to find sunglasses. The owner offers him new X-ray glasses to try. He puts them on and the owner is naked. Takes them off and the owner is back with his clothes on. Excited, he runs out to test more. Puts them on, and all people are naked, takes them off and clothes...

If Trump banned Tik Tok because it's made in China

Why doesn’t he just ban the Corona Virus?

I thought Trump's ties were made in China...

Why is everyone saying they're from Russia now?

what did the british guy say when he discovered that tea was first made in china?

real tea is often disappointing

repost because the first one had too many spelig misteks

I think weekends are made in China

They don’t last long.

*reposted from somewhere else

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China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor the women are extra fertile.

But their condoms are "Made in China"

People doubting longevity of Made in China products

Rest of the world: Chinese products don’t last long and lack quality.

China invents COVID19 and now asking everyone, “You still doubt my abilities, mofos”.

For something’s that’s made in China, this Coronavirus seems to be lasting a while!

Most successful product they’ve made yet. It’s really catching on.

Elvis Presley reportedly sent back shoes because they said "Made In China".

He always wanted a little less Converse Asian

My wife recommended I do some light reading to relax at the end of the day...

Not really relaxing, as my eyes are in pain, but I managed to make out, "60 Watts - Made in China."

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I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days

But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.

I was browsing r/Jokes last night and my girlfriend told me that she doesn't know why I bother trying to make people laugh on the internet for useless virtual points and that the only joke I have is in my underwear. So here goes:

"Marks and Spencer, Medium 33-35 inch waist, 90% cotton, 10% elastene, Made in China, Part of a 2 part set"

In the beginning, God created Earth.

Everything else was made in China.

A Chinese man came to India

He took a taxi at the airport.

On his way by seeing a bus he told the taxi driver that in India buses run very slow. In China buses run very fast.

After sometime, he came near a railway bridge and saw a train passing over the bridge. Then the Chinese guy told the driver that the trains...

Covid is like the iPhone

Made in China but popular in the USA

A man dies and goes to hell.

There the devil tells him that there are different hells. He goes around checking to find the least painful one.

First, he comes to the American hell. He asks the devil what is the punishment. The devil replies, "You have to lay on a bed of nails for 12 hours and then the American devil will ...

With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..

“Made in China”

Little Jason was writing a Christmas card to his friend David

He asked his mum, "mum, how do I spell Merry Christmas"?

Mum: "You can find it on the card, it starts with the letter M".

A week later, David's mum sent a picture of a Christmas card to Jason's mum via Telegram. This was written in the card:

" David, Made in china. ...

I threw a boomerang 5 years ago

Today, I live in constant fear.

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Wait a minute, I can relax. It was made in china! Its not coming back!

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A Japanese, a German and a Chinese are sitting on a park bench

they start to talk and gets an urge to brag.
First the Japanese takes a pen out of his pocket and dismantles it, then shows it's body and says 'We made this'
the German takes out refill and says 'We made this'
the Chinese takes them and reassembles them, then takes a small marker and writes...

What's all the fuss about Donald Trump's Russian Ties?

I know for a fact that all his Ties are made in China.

Why is the Great Wall of China one of the seven world wonders?

Because it's made in China and lasts for a long time.

Looks like the end of the world...

Is also made in China.

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Sherlock Holmes and Watson are called to investigate a murder at a quarry one day...

When they arrive at the scene of the crime, it's already been taped off and other investigators are there. Holmes and Watson push their way to the front as they typically do and start going to work.

"Holmes, look at this, what is it?" Watson asked.

"Why that's the butt end of a cigar o...

I don't buy from Amazon because of the slavery it promotes

\- typed from a keyboard made in China

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China".
The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Here in WA state we had our first official Corona virus death near Seattle. Our grocery stores are practically empty from widespread panic. I really don't understand.

It's not going to last. It's made in China.

I know why the Coronavirus will not become a serious threat and will be contained and cured

anything "Made in China" never works properly

National Bank of USA decides to save some money on coin making...

so they buy a cheap coin making machine made in China.

Soon enough, it stops working, and the bank sends an engineer to fix it. As he looks into the machine, he realises that the hardware is completely different from american, and he does not understand anything about this Chinese coin making...

I wasn’t surprised when my artifact from an ancient Asian ship broke.

Piece of junk was made in China.

I'm not scared of the corona virus.

Since it's made in China, I don't expect it to be working for much longer. Looks good first, but falls apart after the first use.

Life is like a box of chocolates

It’s more dangerous if it’s made in China

A couple of good covid jokes I've heard

1. I dont know anything about Coronavirus other than if you have it; you get an undeniable urge to go the airport.
2. By the point most of the world has been exposed to covid 19, but the people in Wuhan got it right of the bat.
3. You know why I think coronavirus wont last for more than a year...

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Trump really does make everything overseas

He had his shirts made in Korea, his glasses made in China, and his Presidency made in Russia.

Watch out for those St. Patrick's Day scammers

Just had a guy try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.

Obviously a sham rock.

I don't understand why people keep going after Trump for Russian ties

All of his ties are made in China, just look at the label!

Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population?

Cause the condom they use is "Made in china"

Santa Claus must be Asian..

That's why all of his toys say "Made in China."

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

3 artisans met on a boat

One was French, another one was Indian and the last one was Chinese.

One day on a long boring cruise, they decided to collaborate on a piece of art. All 3 agreed and the Indian started to work on a clay vase. Once it was done, the other 2 stared at it and complimented the Indian.

It ...

A blonde mother is cleaning the dishes when suddenly...

Her similarly blonde daughter rushes in. She's rather excited and is holding a box.

"Mom! Mom! I finally finished that super hard puzzle I've been working on for a year!"

Her mother is happy, but puzzled. "Let me see that!" she says as she takes it from her daughters grasp.

Her ...

A little Indian boy asked his father...

...the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"
His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who liv...

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